It has been my experience that you either swear by mouthwash, or could care less. So which is it? To rinse or not to rinse? I wouldn't consider my family rinsers by nature. I never really used it growing up except on those rare days of the month when I did decide to floss and figured that I might as well complete my mini-self-service-dental-cleaning and end with the 30 seconds of Listerine burn. I am now here to say that I am a changed woman.
"Hi, I'm Taniel"
"Hello Taniel"
"I haven't missed a day of rinsing in over 3 months."
"oh congratulations, you are an inspiration to us all!"
Seriously, toothbrushes just don't do it for me anymore. I need the extra cleaning power that mouthwash brings to my hygiene routine. I would like to thank my roommate Stephanie, and he who shall not be named (not Voldemort you idiot) a previous love interest who converted me to their ways. So take a chance, step into the light and rinse your mouth out at night. You can spare the extra thirty seconds, I promise. It'll change your life. (If you sense the infomercial undertone, let me know, maybe I have found my summer job)
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eeewwww--my teeth were feeling kinda'fuzzy as I read you blog. You have no idea how hard I laughed and then seriously. . . I went and rinsed!
I decided to comment on your blog because I don't want to be a blog version of a Peeping Tom. This one really had me laughing hard too. And, Mom isn't kidding -- she rinsed immediately after reading it, but she made the mistake of coming in to see me while she was rinsing and I started laughing and then she laughed and blew listerine out of her nose. I have it on good report that it REALLY burned. I don't know about working for an Infomercial company, but I really do think you could have a career in journalism -- you are a GREAT writer!!
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